Ever since my family got a dog (see Myla below) two years ago, Allie has been PINING after having a puppy the way many women yearn for a human baby, a studly husband, or a vacation to Santorini.
After much planning on my mom’s part, she sent Myla up to Northern California to marry (hey, we’re Christian!) and honeymoon-it-up with my cousin’s dog. Now she is very pregnant and Allie is obsessed with convincing her husband, Paul, to let her have one of Myla’s babies. He ain’t buyin’ it.
Here is a typical conversation between the two of them. (It’s okay to say it – she’s CRAZY!)